st4ke0ut:

I actually died at this

st4ke0ut:

I actually died at this

shotadean:

A PORN BLOG JUST ERASED ONE OF MY POPULAR TEXT POSTS AND JUST PUT

"SEXE BOOBS" INSTEAD

SEXE BOOBS

so-dance-fucker-dance:

Becca your car is so loud when I tried to drive home I thought my car hadn’t started bc it’s dead silent compared to your murdermobile

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

gordonramsaysbutt:

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

cosbyykidd:

king-emare:

Black hair IS good hair

*white person pops out of a sewer drain* Don’t you mean ALL hair?

grumpysalmon:

Whenever I watch an episode of The Simpson’s at an older age I begin to realise how much of the stories I failed to comprehend. Like the one on TV now where Bart and Lisa open bank accounts and Bart chooses a chequing account and uses it as an obscure ploy to obtain Krusty’s autograph while…

inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

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