Socks with Birkenstocks are only legally allowed in Oregon and Colorado.

unverified-reality:

4 states allow the offense to be punishable by death.

The H in Jesus H. Christ stands for Horatio.

unverified-reality:

His mother was fond of Shakespeare’s Hamlet Luke 24:14.

abomasnow:

vaginatrainer:

xtonyboy:

Fuck….

the gays have really out done themselves

a mess

smalllindsay:

smalllindsay:

Getting real tired of your shit, Gandalf.

Just remembering that one time I made this and wanted to share it again.

ultrafacts:

princessvelociraptor:

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

For the lightning, try to find some low ground like a dip near you, if you can’t just lie down where you are and stay away from trees expecially tall ones, for they may explode when struck.

And for the people who asked me about the 2nd to last one, when the ocean recedes at a rapid rate, you should get to high ground cause… a tsunami is coming.

ultrafacts:

princessvelociraptor:

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

For the lightning, try to find some low ground like a dip near you, if you can’t just lie down where you are and stay away from trees expecially tall ones, for they may explode when struck.

And for the people who asked me about the 2nd to last one, when the ocean recedes at a rapid rate, you should get to high ground cause… a tsunami is coming.

rhyse:

we did it :)

rhyse:

we did it :)

ssbgifs:

Palutena confirmed OP

ssbgifs:

Palutena confirmed OP

owlturdcomix:

I hope I haven’t miscategorized.

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cyberho:

Steal her style: Leslie Knope after severe fall into Sullivan Street pit 

Ann Taylor Grey skirt suit  ( $220 )

vivienne Westwood Ladies Orange red bow blouse  ( $159.99 ) 

Steve Madden Wynston Black pumps ( $89.95 ) ( that’s the price for a pair but the look as seen on the picture above requires only 1 shoe so it’ll actually be $44,97 )

zftw:

the holy trinity