officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

yungterra:

unclefather:

yungterra:

Now hang on a fucking second

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

yungterra:

unclefather:

yungterra:

Now hang on a fucking second

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

yayasmeen:

muneebb:

muneebb:

muneebb:

These were my main sources [x] [x] but I used information from various websites that I lost track of. I know there are more crises  going on in the world so please feel free to add your own commentary to this post. If you disagree with any of the information show me your sources and I’ll edit it. 

Requested by 1175e, source [x]

Requested by @summerseraglio, source [x]

Reblog every time.

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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ceetank:

thesecretsunknown546:

ceetank:

oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!
Buy box of OREO™ cookies
Twist cookie and take out cream center
Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
Slide OREO™ dildo right in!
Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!

Now there’s a dildo I can trust

I HAVE OREOS AT MY HOUSE RN

Fate has chosen you

ceetank:

thesecretsunknown546:

ceetank:

oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!

  1. Buy box of OREO™ cookies
  2. Twist cookie and take out cream center
  3. Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
  4. Slide OREO dildo right in!

Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!

Now there’s a dildo I can trust

I HAVE OREOS AT MY HOUSE RN

Fate has chosen you

fuckboy2006:


this is why it’s so low on imdb bc one bitter guy thinks racism doesn’t exist

fuckboy2006:

this is why it’s so low on imdb bc one bitter guy thinks racism doesn’t exist

rosaparking:

2bainzz:

coolator:

dude..

christ

Peanut butter and yogurt make ur thighs thicker forreal..? Asking for a friend

thaclbees:

classycreepin:

thaclbees:

classycreepin gets drunk off of 1.5 long island iced teas

im like a fuckin prius

r

of course it is